Bootleg

The A is full of folks with big dreams and tons of ambition, some of these people with stars in their eyes will do what ever it takes to make the magic happen.

Even illegal shit!

One of the interesting things that you find out by buying storage units at auction is the depths that man will go to make a W-A-S ( wild ass scheme) come to fruition. It will make you just laugh your ass off. Some of the strange shit I have seen still blows my mind.

I have bought so many units where people have committed mortgage fraud to get a crib to the rank and file id thief (there are tons of these guys) Human nature is a wicked beast at its worst leading folks to achieve those means by any source possible.

This brings us to Mr. Bootleg

This brotha was in it to win it, then the rent was due, car note and that chic with the kids that looked like him, she was not playing. Cleary dude’s choice in career and women were …..somewhat lacking!

During the end of my first year in the business, I got my introduction to the world of bootleg processing and distribution. I almost did not go out, it was a cold day and I really just wanted to stay in the bed all day, some days are like that. But I willed myself to get up, go out and get something.

I got his unit in East Point GA for a sum of $350.00, it was an okay looking 10 x20 but someone had gone through it. The stuff was tossed all over the place. But I saw a least a grand in name brand clothing and some old Jordans (Old Jordans – $$$$$) the stuff was clean, and it looked to be 70% full, not much of a risk. His rapper apparel sold for $2200 over two months on eBay

I know this because many people put their bills in the unit, (he was one) the old out of sight out of mind theory? Just because you can’t see them doesn’t mean the bill fairy will not be looking for your ass!

Enough fragments of his life story were in there to piece together his tale of crime and punishment Dostoevsky would have been proud! It seems all wanna be rappers keep journals (aka notebooks from the Dollar Store)

He worked hard, he did all the right things,( if you call making horrible music right) and so he had to do what he had to do! It is amazing how folks can justify illegal stuff to make a wrong oh so right.

He had all of the equipment to record, mix and press his own music. I never knew how much recording equipment cost until I got his unit. He also had the dvd duplication stuff, label maker, graphic software and a old imac ( his graphics were tight, maybe he should have kept it there) printers and three desktops. With a sprinkle of peripherals

Cha-Ching!

His stuff was gone within an hour of putting it on CL. I mean paid and picked up! One girl bought half of his stuff; she had the B-girl look from backed in the day and walked like she had some stuffin in cushion. A cute girl with loot that has my name on it always makes my day!

Hopefully her flow and hooks are more captivating than Mr Bootleg, I listened for a four seconds and it was a no, American Idol will never be calling this cat, but a dude named Lester may have him as his bitch at the moment. The reason his stuff went up for auction was he was in the pokey for larceny.

His stuff/music was in the can, garbage can that is, I thought it was terrible (there were several hundred copies of his cd in the unit) he was a hopeful sort that just knew he was going to be the next Diddy or Hova, alas he was not even on the same continent with those guys.

Once he realized that is music career was in the slow lane to nowhere, he adopted a new business strategy. He was accustomed to slangin that music (he was kinda of scary lookin aka DJ Boogerwolf) so I think the few copies he sold were due to sympathy or perhaps fear. After dismal record sales and little hopes of securing money for a tour, he hatched this plane to be the bootleg king of the south.

With a new found enthusiasm he became Bootlegger extraordinaire perhaps you have seen his work on your own dvd player. Yes, the ones with the people walking across the screen. He dig in with gusto, kept records of his sales and costs, dude was making $1900 a week, he was the wholesaler, he just copied, press and distributed the bootlegs, actually forward thinking compared to how he tried to move his music.

For strange reason he decide to rip someone off and he got caught, thus putting him out of business. I am really surprised he had no one to bail him out, doesn’t everyone love the bootleg man?

So next time you see that guy in the parking lot or he comes up to you in the salon, just know you may be getting a first rate dup from Mr. Bootleg!

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